Daily Dose of Dumb Stuff II

Pun Liners
An office with many people and few electrical outlets could be in for a power struggle.

Quotes From - STEPHEN WRIGHT
"Last year we drove across the country... We switched on the driving...every half mile... We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip........... I don't remember what it was..."

Stuff that you will never need to know
The airplane Buddy Holly died in was the "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)

UNOFFICIAL State Mottos
North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable
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