Daily Dose of Dumb Stuff II

Pun Liners
A long knife has been invented that cuts four loaves of bread at a time called a four loaf cleaver.

Quotes From - STEPHEN WRIGHT
Today I dialed a wrong number....The other side said, "Hello?" and I said, "Hello, could I speak to Joey?" They said," Uh, I don't think so...He's only two months old." I said, "I'll wait..."

Stuff that you will never need to know
Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards, and are on the Australian coat of arms for that reason.

UNOFFICIAL State Mottos
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
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