| Dear GOD, I do not think anybody could be a better GOD, Well, I just want You to know but I am not just saying that because You are GOD already. -Charles |
| "Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water." |
| HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE "Don't forget your wife's name ... That will mess up the love." -------- Erin, age 8 |