| Dear GOD, I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying. -Elliott |
| "Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water." |
| TITLES OF THE LOVE BALLADS YOU CAN SING TO YOUR BELOVED "I Love Hamburgers, I Like You!" -------- Eddie, age 6 |